Wild Weed Warrior T-Shirts

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat in a tank...

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'The highest court in the land.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."

"He's not on the critical list, but he's on the Endangered Species list."

Getting Rid of the Cure