Wedding Planner's Confidante Gifts

"Don't always think the worst, dear. Maybe he's had an accident."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

'You look lovely darling, but it's a bit over the top for a first date. . .'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

The wedding.

Maybe you could finish flirting with that girl so we can get back to discussing our wedding plans!

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

'Can you fix a flat ...I'm getting married at three.:

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

'Are we breaking up so soon?'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"I knew it was a mistake to order our wedding cake from your ex-husband's bakery!"

'My client does.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

"Bert's Bakery? I think there's a pissed-off Bucks Party somewhere, standing around our wedding cake."

For better or for worse till debt do you part...