Wedding Historian Mugs

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

Victorian Lady

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Family DNA

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

1930's Lady.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Lady in a pretty dress

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Romans.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."