Wedding Historian Pillows

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

Victorian Lady

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

1930's Lady.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Lady in a pretty dress

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Romans.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Great photo."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."