Courtship Historian Pillows

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Romantic Giraffes

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Romans.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Romance

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

A Woman's Conquests.

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Online Romance

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."