Dating Historian Mugs

Hey guys, whatcha doin'? Where ya goin'? Can I come? Invention of the third wheel.

Honey? Can we talk about the issues in your sex-ed class? Ok, fine. Let's discuss all your dates before you met dad. Ok! Great talk. Wait! I've just got to unrepress those memories!

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Several generations live together in Cuba

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Aluminium Henge

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Romans.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Great photo."

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."