Dating Historian Mugs

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Changes at home

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

Aluminium Henge

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Romans.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"Great photo."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Feed a cold, starve the plague.'

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."