Love Historian Mugs

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"Have you given any thought to what I said on that dark stormy night in the country 14 years ago?"

'The first love letter'

A Woman's Conquests.

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Yammering? When we got married, you were fascinated by my every word.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Romans.

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

'Love changes everything.'

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

Evolution of love

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Snakes Return To Ireland

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

My first Boyfriend.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."