Love Historian Prints

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

"Have you given any thought to what I said on that dark stormy night in the country 14 years ago?"

'The first love letter'

A Woman's Conquests.

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Yammering? When we got married, you were fascinated by my every word.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Romans.

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"That's no death grimace, Perkins. I think what we're seeing is a 2.8 million-year-old tight smile of spousal event obligation!"

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Orpheus and Eurydice

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Love changes everything.'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

A woman reads a romance novel.

"I wanted to give her my heart and my whole life, but I forgot my credit card at home."

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

"I met my husband in this bar... well, ex-husband...well, my ex-husband who's my current boyfriend. It's complicated."

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"

My first Boyfriend.

"A guy can fall in love with a smile, then make the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."