Romantic Historian Prints

Romans.

'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'I am undressed,'

'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

"No, you may not cut in!"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Dating an English Major

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Edvard Grieg

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Robert Schumann

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Edvard Grieg.

I am married

"My aloofness is a mask."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."