Romantic Historian Prints

Romans.

'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'I am undressed,'

'I want you to have this rock-- it belonged to my mother.'

"No, you may not cut in!"

An ancient man starts the fire of love.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Dating an English Major

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

When two philosophers date. So

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Edvard Grieg

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Robert Schumann

Intellectual Foreplay...

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"My aloofness is a mask."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."