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The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Fabulous civil union cake.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet