Webkinz Collector Mugs

'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"You left this on our ship."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Silly wig.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I love these old decorations!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."