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'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"You left this on our ship."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Poky Little Pupa.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Silly wig.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'At lone at last.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A man taking a bow