Kit Collector Mugs

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Bet You Buy This Kit.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Too much club."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I wonder what this was for."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"You get one every time you order something online."