Web Surfing Advocate Gifts

'We're running into a problem every time we try to monitor the eye movement of visitors on your website.'

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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

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"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Clickbait

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Internet Cafe.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Cyber Dream

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'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

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