Weather-worn Voter Pillows

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"...and which of the election candidates do you dislike the least?"

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

You're getting warmer.

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

"I think he's running as an independent."

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

A windscreen wiper on a baseball field

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

'We have pitches available,are you a swimmer or a non swimmer...'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

"So it's agreed. I'll keep saying what you want to hear and you'll keep voting for me."

Election 'Dunvotin'

Winter Surrender

Re-elect Senator Yomp...NOBODY out porkbarrels me!

"Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'."

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

A cancelled hunting trip

Tuesday

"I vote for the person I least like so I'm never disappointed when they do the wrong thing."

"And I'm happy to report I've formed an exploratory committee to help me determine whatever the hell it is you people want to hear."