Weather Guru Gifts

5 day forecast.

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold'and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."

"Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning, water bill, the final warning."

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Raincloud Umbrella

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Office Weather

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Mother nature takes her course.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

The Reason for Storms