Weather Forecaster T-Shirts

"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."

In case of prediction error: Umbrella in glass case.

Honest Weather Forecasting

"Argh! It's going to rain! My arthritis!"

"..and now I'll pointlessly show you the isobar map as usual."

Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.

"What happens to old economists?"

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

'Tommorow will be even brighter than today, thanks to my new anti-depressant...'

'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'

'..and showers over Wimbledon may lead to outbreaks of Cliff Richard later.'

"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."

"Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are falling upstate, while simple showers of sulfur and nitrogen are blanketing the central countries. Toxic air pollutants will be prevalent in all areas and may endanger some lower forms of aquatic life. For the rest of us, enjoy the sun and the weekend."

Drizzle Chasers

Weather forecaster

'How long did you say you have been a weather forecaster?'

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

"What happens to old economists?"

The Weather Channel Fall Lineup

'... And once again, this area will be flooded with politicians, making all kinds of promises.'

"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."

Weather forecast.

Water Diviner

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

Meteorological Office.

'No, we don't have a complaints department.'

"We have had a flood warning. But we' re just waiting for Michael Fish to confirm it."

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

Tornado Watch

"A mass of fair-weather friends are moving ahead of this intense line of thunderstorms, descending upon unsuspecdting acquaintances in sunnier parts of the region!"

UK Storm Warning.