Weather Predictor T-Shirts

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Captain in a storm

Natural Disasters

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Man showing in the rain.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Protest

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'