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'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'