Weather Anchor Prints

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

"Ooh, you have a tornado right there."

"There's more rain in the forecast."

Weather Men.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Natural Disasters

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"It's such a lovely day!"

Difference of Opinion

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A sure sign of rain

"Now we move over to the sports desk."