Weaning Pillows

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'I'm on solid food now. I found the dog dish.'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Have you determined yet whether you will or will not eat your cereal?"

"You've either lost the lid to the blender, or you're introducing solid food to the baby."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Hey mom will you c'mere. . . I think Bobby ate one of my action figures!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Arts and crafts

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Fill it up!"

"Cool game!"

When avocados go soft

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Spinning Wheel

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"That's funny. . . that's usually his favorite meal!"