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The richer, the less empathy?

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Have you seen my money?

Trumped

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'How rich is too rich?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

Filibuster.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

"You reach an age where you start to question what you're DOING with your life...."

Too Much Money

Greed