Wealthy Lifestyle Observer Pillows

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'...Please stop the...'

The Red Carpet

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Champagne at the hunt

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

'I try to help when I can.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

'I'm miserable. Thank goodness I'm rich.'

"I brought this painting because I just really liked the symbolism."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

Unnecessary Surgery