Wealthy Lifestyle Observer Mugs

"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'...Please stop the...'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Red Carpet

Champagne at the hunt

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

'I try to help when I can.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

Unnecessary Surgery

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

'I'm miserable. Thank goodness I'm rich.'

"I brought this painting because I just really liked the symbolism."