Luxury Lifestyle Observer Mugs

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Interior with White-Liberal Myth

"We've decided to express our concern for the environment by redecorating."

"I contributed a lot to charity when I thought I was going to die."

Who wouldn't keep a footman?

'Recreational cycling is such fun!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'New money or old money?'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"It was a gift from god."