Wealthy Household Aficionado Pillows

Servant's Request

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"What's all this?"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I welcome the discussion."

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Mouse King

Rolls Royce House and Car

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

The Emperor of Irony

"The filthy rich"

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).