Wealthy Household Aficionado Pillows

Servant's Request

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"What's all this?"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"I welcome the discussion."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cat with Crown.

'I'm a guard dog too.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Mark Zuckerberg

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Rolls Royce House and Car

Mouse King

"The filthy rich"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

The Emperor of Irony

'When you ordered the troops to charge, sire, they went into town and ran up a huge bar tab.'