Wealth Strategizer Mugs

Kick off their day with a witty mug that celebrates wealth strategizing. Perfect for financial thinkers who love a good laugh with their morning coffee or tea.

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'Bust is the new boom.'

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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Will work for ETFs

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Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist! mockup

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

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'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?' mockup

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

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"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?" mockup

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

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'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.' mockup

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

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"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted." mockup

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money." mockup

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

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'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.' mockup

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.' mockup

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

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Stock market investment advice

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"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?" mockup

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

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'The recession is over, again.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!' mockup

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?" mockup

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

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'Are we broke yet?'

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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"I just..."

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Flat tax - equal burden?

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'This is the BEST well we've dug!!' mockup

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

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"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation." mockup

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

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Investing your savings

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Wealth Strategizer Mugs Collection

Wealth Strategizer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that inspire and entertain—ideal for their home office or living space to keep wealth strategies front and center.

Wealth Strategizer Prints

Browse our inspiring prints tailored for financial planners and wealth strategizers—perfect for motivating their workspace or gifting them a daily dose of motivation.

Wealth Strategizer T-Shirts

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