Wealth Management Enthusiast Mugs

"Someday this will all be yours, or so you think until you find out at my last will and testament that I left everything to my hot, young trophy wife and you curse my soul to eternal damnation."

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Will work for ETFs

Watering Money

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Stock market investment advice

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."