Wealth Manager Mugs

King Lear and his Accoutant

"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

'Look, I told you, I'll come and have dinner just as soon as I've broken even.'

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Office, "Miss Smith buy up the rights to the bible and get that part changed about the rich man and the eye of the needle"

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

"I'm perfectly happy to suffer the slings and arrows as long as I can keep the outrageous fortune."

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

wealth investment

'Why didn't you tell me your investment objective was to avoid a portfolio meltdown?'

My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

Just a moment, platinum cardholder...your cash is being ironed, folded and perfumed.

"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."

Stockmarket - "I see fear is up five points."

"My kids may hate me, but my great-great-grandkids are going to love me."

'You feel it? Tax havens and Swiss bank accounts are back in!'

'Great idea you had! Its easy to see why you're the CEO at wealth-management.'

'I'm rich, therefore I am.'

'I already have money. I need advice on how to keep it and make it last.'

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

The Sack/The Executive Sack.

Millionaire bankers hide identity

Stock market investment advice

Hedge Fund Manager: 'Maybe'.

Stockbroker to client: 'Here's a fund that's plummeting far slower than most.'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Fiscal Responsibility

"Daddy is fiscally buff."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Secrets & stock tips Value People who know

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'