Money Strategist Mugs

'Well I think we found the source of your cash flow problems, Mr. Wallis!'

'We were just keeping up with the Joneses. How was I supposed to know the Joneses were keeping up with the Rockefellers?'

Financial Advisor: 'Oh, oh, here's your mistake - you developed your investment strategy from Jimmy, not Warren Buffett!'

Tax Shelters of the Rich and Famous.

"No, I don't want to buy any individual stocks. You should know that girls just want to have funds."

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'I did well while good news was bad news. Then good news became good news--and that was bad news.'

"You're keeping your cash in a safe on your boat and that's your idea of an offshore tax haven?"

Personal Loans - Plan B

"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"

"After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money."

"Hey, you're good! I could do with someone like you who knows all the loopholes."

"I figured out how to increase my weekly pay by 15 percent."

'I've got $10 and I'm looking to double it.'

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Debt

'Oh no! That £1 Trillion of debt is OURS!'

Confidential Loan Co.

'Eddie, remember... your 'net worth' is what happens to you while you make other investment plans.'

'Wait a minute....!

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

'Run back to the huddle and tell the guys it's 50 grand up front and another 100 grand when they score. Final offer.'

State of the State.

Big 'Bonds and Mutual funds' man kicks sand in the face of 'CD's' on the beach gaining the adoration of the woman with the 'Money'

A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'