Wealth Milestone Gifts

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Owl and the Pussycat in pea green Learjet

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Cardiac Recovery.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Win - win

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Woman crying with happiness.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"