Financial Milestone Gifts

Your portfolio looks fine. It's your dreams we need to talk about.

"Oh, Honey - our first bankruptcy!"

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Art Show - "I like this one it's called 'FT up 90'."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

"I can't believe it, but I'm actually looking forward to my high school reunion."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

What's a Grecian urn?

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

'Stocks rebounded from yesterday's losses on news that 'it aint over till it's over'.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Multiply."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.