Wealth Management Gifts

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

Thanks a Mil, Warren!

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

A fight in the Boardroom.

Handled all of my own investments

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Are you investing for growth, wealth preservation, income or excitement?"

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

'My problem is, I lost my first million before I made my first million.'

'My advice is simple: Never spend more than you steal.'

'I'm here to grant your every wish and here's my colleague to help you manage money wisely.'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

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'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"I've been rich and I've been super-rich. Super-rich is better."

"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

"My investment goals? Short-term, I'd like to be rich. Long-term, I'd like to be filthy rich."

'Favourite Tax Loopholes of the Rich & Famous.'

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

'It's not a privilege, Junior. Wealthy people have an obligation to finance political campaigns and run the country.'

'I thought my money would buy me love and eternal gratitude'