Wealth And Success Psychologist T-Shirts

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Will work for ETFs

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"I came up through the ranks."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

I got the raise

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Franchising a program

"But am I happy? Very."

Security/Savings

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

Zen Wall Street.

Feeding at the Trough