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'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Nice park. . .

The Red Baron meets his match.

'Nice smile.'

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Iron clad sailors

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'There's a guy outside with a VW who's short a coupla clowns...'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."