Watermelons Gifts

"We have a favor to ask."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Country Bumpkin.

Ball as water-melon.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

The Desert Island Package

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Wedding Wellies

Sunblock

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

Country life

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

"Trust me, the joy of having sand between your toes wears off after a while..."

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"I'm working on a watercolor."

'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

Wading Pool Watercolor

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

The Bored Impressionist

Life Guard finds Oil.

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

Bar. Go tell her you like long walks on the beach. She's a sandpiper.

"I can't wait to tell everyone back home that I own an island."

Fifty

Fruit store

"I always pick the sweetest ones."

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'I hate it when my paint runs.'