Waterfall Sound Fan Gifts

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Waking Up With Rooster.

Snow is falling...

Cat and Broom

Mermaid spawning time.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Indian summer.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Marine Band

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Well, it's common for folks to feel a sense of doom in the fall. The shorter days, falling leaves, dank weather can all trigger a case of the blues.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Bridge opens for passing swans.

Noah's Ark slugs.

Soothing Waterfall

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"Hear that? First lawnmower of spring!"

Hello October

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

The fountain of youths.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'Happy Autumn!'