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'Are you sure this is what contre-jour means?'

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

J. M. W. Turner

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Abstract Paintings.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

The Water Diviner

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Paul Gaugin

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Hockney by the Pool

Wading Pool Watercolor