Water Purifier Gifts

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

North Pole

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Car Emissions

The oil trap.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Oil Spill

Mine problems

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

UK sewage dumps

"No Littering" sign in space.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Water: the first medicine

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Water.

Ecology

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

Human Tree

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Monitoring the Air Quality

The Water Diviner