Water Policy Expert Gifts

California Droughtin'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"The Nominees"

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

The spend is high

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

Criminal waste of water

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Will this prescription interact with the meds already in my drinking water?'

The Filibuster.

UK sewage dumps

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Cactus with Tap

Who sets the budget?

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Flower steals water during a drought.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'

Water Feature 2006.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'