Water Drinking Pro T-Shirts

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Whiskey wars

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Rabbit Punch

In case of falling markets break glass.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

Sharing Drinks.

Stag night high jinks.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'