Watching Romantic Comedies T-Shirts

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"He lied to me. He told me that if I kissed him, he'd turn back from being a frog!"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Stand-up Romcom

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Funnel of Love

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences