Watching Romantic Comedies Mugs

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"He lied to me. He told me that if I kissed him, he'd turn back from being a frog!"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Stand-up Romcom

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Dog in love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.