Watching Prison Dramas T-Shirts

"Quit calling me 'boss.' You ratted me out. I ain't your stinkin' boss no more."

University Soapflakes

Joan Hickson

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Slow Night

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Paper or plastic?"

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Al Pacino

'It's not so much to protect his identity - he's just ugly.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"You keep changing your story, flower, so I'm gonna ask you one last time."

'Hello, Mum!'

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

Crime scene. Police. CSI Unit. Jewelry. It was a perfect theft. They didn't leave any evidence. Ah, "stainless steal"!

Prisoner decorating his cell.