Watching Netflix Pillows

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Billy. The Kid.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Television Readers.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Lazy Octopus

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"