Netflix Binge-watcher Pillows

"I have, again, been betrayed by one of my people. I have been a kind and compassionate king, yet they still hack into my Netflix account."

"If I don't do something about my work/life balance I've no chance of finishing my Netflix watch list."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Horror movies

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

Working from Home.

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

3D

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'