Watching Detective Movies Pillows

"We've picked up a tail."

A boy acting suspiciously

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

"You understand this was just business."

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

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