Documentary Detective Pillows

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Cinéma Vérité

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'