Watching Detective Movies Prints

"We've picked up a tail."

A boy acting suspiciously

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

The Future of Detective Work

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

"You understand this was just business."

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

'Is that a detective movie?'

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue