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"You understand this was just business."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I know your mother."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

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'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"We've picked up a tail."

Richard gets the third degree.

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"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."