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"You understand this was just business."

"I want you to bring him back, in pieces."

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

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The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I know your mother."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Stick 'em up!"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"We've picked up a tail."

Richard gets the third degree.

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

The Future of Detective Work

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

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